The AARP, the largest senior advocacy organization in the country, just sent out a statement about Alan Simpson’s questionable comments to OWL’s executive director, Ashley Carson:
“Senator Simpson’s latest attack on Social Security is offensive for several reasons, particularly for belittling a bedrock program that is the foundation of family security for all generations. The vast majority of the 310 million Americans he insulted – particularly 156 million women and younger Americans for whom the traditional pension will be a relic of history – don’t have access to the type of traditional pension retirement security that Sen. Simpson has from his decades in Congress. Perhaps that’s why his comments demonstrate a woeful disconnect from or disinterest in the challenges facing many American families for whom Social Security is literally a lifeline.
“Sen. Simpson’s most recent departure from reality would be easy to dismiss if not for his position co-leading a Presidential commission that will likely recommend changes to Social Security. Sen. Simpson’s remarks not only cross the line of good judgment, but they undermine the serious work of the commission and give us little confidence the commission can fairly look at important programs such as Social Security.”
The AARP statement gets to the heart of why Simpson’s babbling is important. I could care less about his language – my esteemed colleague TBogg invented the phrase “Tits on a Blintz” to describe Pam Geller, I believe, and I’m a George Carlin-liberal on matters of this nature – but he basically stated that 310 million Americans are “milking” Social Security, a program THEY PAY FOR. As if it weren’t clear before, this basically exposes Simpson as someone vociferously opposed to the program, period.
Simpson in particular seems convinced, as blogger Economics of Contempt pointed out, that Chief Actuary of the Social Security Administration Stephen Goss’ report to the cat food commission, from May 12, 2010, “is some sort of trump card in this debate.” That would be the Stephen Goss who penned the lastest Social Security Bulletin which showed the program as being stable for the next 27 years.
If AARP has lost faith in Simpson, he may just be in some trouble. But this doesn’t involve an Islamic cultural center near Ground Zero, so it hasn’t hit TV yet.
UPDATE: You know Simpson is feeling the heat – he intends to apologize:
Alan Simpson intends to apologize for describing Social Security as “a milk cow with 310 million tits!” in an email to OWL executive director Ashley Carson, according to two people familiar with his intentions.
The National Organization for Women also called on him to step down today. “The ugliness of his disrespect for women is matched only by his dogged determination to dismantle Social Security by cutting benefits or increasing the retirement age. The National Organization for Women urges President Obama to take a stand on this issue and replace Simpson immediately.”
UPDATE II: Here’s Simpson’s letter of apology. It must have pained him to write this:
My wife Ann and I are in Yellowstone National Park for the opening of the new visitor center, so I only just now have had the opportunity to read your response to my recent e-mail. I apologize for what I wrote. I can see that my remarks have caused you anguish, and that was not my intention. I certainly did not intend to diminish your hard work for the Older Women’s League. I know you care deeply about strengthening Social Security, and so do I, just as deeply. I remember your testimony at our public hearing in June about the importance of retirement security for women. Over the last 40 years, I have had my size 15 feet in my mouth a time or two. To quote my old friend and colleague, Senator Lloyd Bentsen, when I make a mistake, “It’s a doozy!”
Next time I’m in Washington, perhaps we could meet in person, and I could learn further of your sincere concerns.
Sure, “Call when you get honest work!” should not be taken as diminishing the work that Carson does at OWL.



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Let’s just beat this to death.
In truth it’s much ado about nothing.
Yellowstone my ass. this clown is vacationing in the wood shed. one can almost see ‘anonymous WH operative’ standing over him as he writes.
Shorter Alan Simpson: If you want me to say I’m sorry for robbing you blind, then I’m sorry. However, I do mean to keep robbing you blind.
“I know you care deeply about strengthening Social Security, and so do I, just as deeply. “; why do people accept other peoples lies as apologies? Why not just tell them, ‘screw you’?
Here’s the petition site:
http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/removealansimpson/
Doesn’t seem heartfelt, it’s chock full of the passive voice and excuses. And this apology won’t legitimize his catfood commission. Alan Simpson has no credibility.
if he actually valued her work he wouldn’t have said “Call when you get honest work!”
I will take this rare opportunity to agree with the tinman. Obama will cut Social Security with or without this pathetic old fool.
And his comments seem to be almost all about himself, too, even down to his shoe size.
Real mavericks don’t need to apologize. That’s part of their maverickiness.
I noticed it’s a lot about him. Telling….
Please feel free to excuse yourself if you don’t like the content.
His apology does nothing to address his long time intention to dismantle Social Security.
He probably went to Yellowstone “packing”. Let’s hope he goes packing from WDC very soon as well.
PS I’m really tired of BHO’s Rodney King “can’t we all just get along” schtick. wearing very thin.
I was tired of him before he was elected, and I never found anything inspirational in his speeches. Sure, they were articulate & well delivered compared to W, but nothing special.
shorter Simpson:
Not entirely OT: A nauseating beat sweetener from (yes, I know it’s hard to believe) Matt Bai:
Next time I’m in Washington, perhaps we could meet in person, and I could learn further of your sincere concerns.
Carson should take him up on his offer…bring about 100 of her closest personal friends, order bottle after bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu, stick him with the check and then tell him to fuck off.
Ah, I was so in the dark ages of “anything but McCain/Bush/Palin” that I admit my perception was very distorted, even as I told myself that BHO will suck, too, but just maybe he will suck less than the other choice and maybe just maybe a few things will improve.
But no. I couldn’t support Hilary for the same reason I oppose BHO now: too republican, too pro business. Business is doing just fine! Thank you! Everything else is in the dumper for sure.
Oh god, does anyone believe that line? I’m saying this because my handlers are watching…don’t take me up on it. you’ll be sorry.
Obama’s the one who should be apologizing. He could do that when he announces he’s accepted Simpson’s resignation — as if there’s half a chance of that happening. Simpson should just shut up and go away, everyone’s heard more than enough from him.
the only thing simpson is sorry about is having his trip to yellowstone interrupted
Both are warmongers too.
You’re such a cynic. *g*
You are really quite wrong here, and the perfect opportunity to note that sometimes NOW really gets it right.
LOL.
So, Social Security, a government run INSURANCE program is a “milk-tit”, but Simpson’s Congressional retirement pension, a government run insurance program, is NOT?? Simpson clearly sees a distinction here which does not exist. What about veteran’s pensions, corporate pensions, etc? all milk-tits? How does SS get such special acclaim? Simpson is just another corporate whore, and Obama has put his stamp of approval on “examinations” of this sort by appointing biased Chamber of Commerce sucklings. Not much reason to be optimistic.
heh… good one.
Get with the program! If it’s about Simpson getting his, then hey it’s great; fantastic; probably ordained by God in the tablets.
If it’s about the “small” people getting back money that we invested, then it’s: no more Nanny State entitlement welfare for you lazy, scum, never-had-a-job dfh LIEbruls!
Instead of Social Security, how about every American gets Simpson’s taxpayer-funded, gold-plated Senate retirement plan when they retire?
The actual insulting comments from Simpson to multiple people shows someone who has some serious personal issues.
The National Organization for Women urges President Obama to take a stand on this issue and replace Simpson immediately.
Good luck with that one NOW. Obama doesn’t do stands very well.
lol
Simpson is set for life sucking off our taxpayer dollars whether he’s on the Catfood Commission or not.
Fire his deadbeat ass.
And tell him if he had any fucking balls, he’d donate his taxpayer funded entitlement retirement to the charity of his choice.
I am not sorry that Simpson had to do this on his “holiday.” Because it took some serious fookin’ work to come up with sarcasm this rich. I mean, it is drippin’, oozin’, and sticky to the bone with his real intent.
I eagerly join NOW in demanding Obama take a stand. Any stand–just take one, on anything.
He does a great Giant President where he sits on Rahm’s shoulders and wears a big suit. It’s hilarious!
Sen. Simpson’s remarks not only cross the line of good judgment, but they undermine the serious work of the commission and give us little confidence the commission can fairly look at important programs such as Social Security.
What is the AARP talking about? This commission should never have been set up by Obama. Congress voted such a commission down. There is no problem with Social Security. SS funding has nothing to do with the deficit. The AARP does not understand Social Security. This is truly a sad situation.
If enough groups show outrage, it proves many people are paying attention to the catfood commission, and might help slow the process. I would not call that much ado about nothing.
My thought exactly. Only an asshat crypt keeper like him would refer to how big his schlong is in an apology (size 15 feet). /s kinda
so some of the veal pen are gonna send out a sternly worded letter to the chief scumbag to a commission of thieves appointed by the sell out in chief.
WOW! talk about high political drama?
maybe I can run charmin through my printer, cuz, unless all this bullshit is printed on asswipe paper, it ain’t too useful.
rmm.
I don’t even know what that means. What does that mean? You want charmin covered in bullshit?
AMEN!
Other than that, I just can’t form a comment that isn’t filthy. I’m stopping now, otherwise I’ll get modded.
I wouldn’t assume Simpson wrote his apology. More likely, it was dictated by the WH political team hoping they could get by yet another demonstration of their own incompetence in nominating clowns to solve non-problems but focusing on non-causes with non-solutions. This is about the WH; we already knew about Simpson.
Nah, it’s way easy without getting moderated (crossing fingers). In the military we used a common, everyday expression to describe a person such as Alan Simpson: “like tits on a bull ~ it’s pretty but it don’t work.” (:>
So…
What was your intention?
How about: Milk tits are in the eye of the beholden?
Oh, granted he didn’t not write this drivel…or babble in the vapors as AS would say. He’s much more direct and colorful than this bland stuff.
I’d also like to say, It Ain’t His Cow. It’s OURS.
you know, that’s a very good point, that crew thinks it’s their cow.
he obviously intends to try, but social security is still the only social welfare program that benefits all americans, regardless of race or class. its still politically dangerous to screw with it and we still have time to make it even more difficult. a huge number of people arent even aware of the catfood commision and havent figured out obama has no good intentions toward them. thats why running every single fucking one of these stories “into the ground” is ABSOLUTELY necessary
David Dayen writes:
Say what? They’ve had a long, long running feud:
yes, exactly. if he wanted anything covered in bullshit, he could read any number of stories being run about an “impending social security crisis”, and have no shortage of bullshit, because thats ALL bullshit.the catfood commision is bullshit, simpson is a whellbarrow load of bullshit and everything that comes out of the presidents mouth is bullshit, metaphorically of course. so he said he needed some metaphorical toilet paper, to clear away all the metaphorical bullshit.
He’s insincere, I’ll give him that. It isn’t enough that he wants to welch on the IOUs for SS, now he is probably at Yellowstone trying to figure out how to turn it into a vacationland for Wall Street.
Simpson has hated Social Security his entire career. The commission is biased against Social Security with Conrad, Rivlin, Ryan and the rest of the Republicans favoring deep benefit cuts. At the last meeting of the commission on July 28 one of the two presenters, Barry Anderson, from the OECD and former CBO and OMB employee, during the Q&A said he gave college speeches where he hands out suckers to college students to make the point they are “suckers” if they think they will collect Social Security. The other presenter at that meeting was Maya MacGuineas from the Peter G. Peterson foundation, need I say more.
MOVE all war costs including VA and long term disability and Veterans med and other retirement to DOD budget.
Remember the phone company: Make sure to spread the word that GOP PRIVATIZATION will make it harder for Congress to protect seniors and costs will go up not down.
The GOP plan does not demonstrate how to achieve cost savings or correct the deficit.
Obama has a good plan.