Please take a look at my analysis of the full speech, which was released about an hour ago. Also, if you want to look at a scorecard from last year’s State of the Union, look at this HuffPo checklist from 2010.
Let the liveblog begin.
…OK, just got the penetrating Chris Matthews insight of “women like to wear red at events like this.” It’s going to be a long night.
…This is not a bad speech, it’s just one that is about a country I don’t really recognize. It uses a JFK-style rah-rah pose on American greatness, but it basically declares the recession dead and makes the financial industry invisible (literally three references, all backwards-looking). It’s an “accentuate the positives, eliminate the negatives” speech.
…This will be a typical Presidential address. He believes himself to be pragmatic, doesn’t think that anything positive can be done, and so he makes his fights on protecting the worst ravages of what a Republican House can do. Hence “don’t cut the budget on the backs of the most vulnerable.”
…The cabinet filing in now. Rep. Al Green has arrived at the address from 1973.
…The President makes his way, with Cantor and McConnell behind him. Cantor still didn’t find a date. Just like high school.
…The President thanks the Supreme Court justices who managed to break away from Bingo night and show up.
…Obama congratulates Boehner, and the 112th Congress.
…Quick acknowledgement of the empty chair for Gaby Giffords, in the Arizona section.
…This is the Reader’s Digest version of his Tucson speech. And really, it’s a throwback to his 2004 DNC keynote. One people, one nation, and all that.
…And everybody pretends that really they want to work together by applauding the line about working together.
…Weird energy at the beginning, nobody seems to know when to jump up or applaud.
…Yay, the stock market is back, corporate profits are up! And Obama does say that the measure doesn’t and shouldn’t end there.
…And now, our Democratic President launches into praising an extension of the Bush tax cuts. Incidentally, 50 million Americans are worse off after that tax cut deal.
…This is a very strange address, in terms of the energy in the room.
…Obama is trying to strike an optimistic tone here, after the sobriety of the realities of a working class with a changed future.
…Finally, a standing ovation on “we have to be better than everyone!” Ah, exceptionalism.
…If you can explain how reducing our deficit helps us “win the future,” well, OK. Tell it to Britain. How did their deficit reduction work?
…Here’s the “Sputnik moment” passage. The science actually was there in America when Sputnik launched, FWIW.
…The clean energy piece is the closest we’ll get to a mention of mitigating climate change, but of course it’s completely around frames of beating the crap out of every other country.
…Seriously, what the hell is going on with this speech? I’ve had open mic nights like this.
…The oil subsidies bit was the first time Democrats and Republicans had to part ways.
…Here’s the “clean energy standard” piece. 80% by 2035 is an aggressive standard, but as I said, “clean energy” is a really broad set of energy technologies.
…Even the education stuff going over like a lead balloon.
…Here comes the Race to the Top piece. Race to the Top was a way to bribe states at a time when they didn’t have the funds to sustain themselves. As a result, that money didn’t go to states that had to fire lots of teachers.
…I wish that Race to the Top actually was the work of “local teachers and principals.” It really wasn’t. Teachers unions were told they would lose thousands of members if they didn’t comply.
…I appreciate that he said we have to treat teachers with respect, but Race to the Top really doesn’t reflect that. And “reward good teachers and stop making excuses for bad ones” assumes there’s some kind of AP ranking for teachers, or a Sagarin computer.
…Here comes the only time “banks” gets mentioned in the whole speech: “That’s why we’ve ended the unwarranted taxpayer subsidies that went to banks, and used the savings to make college affordable for millions of students.” We sure showed them!
…Education is important, but the belief that it’s all that ails our economy is really just not true. It’s a dodge.
…That’s a very good defense of the DREAM Act. Sadly, it comes a month after the vote.
…I’m happy that infrastructure gets its entire piece. There’s not one Republican who will clap for this, which is abominable.
…There actually is no specific call for an infrastructure bank here. That’s what Obama proposed last year.
…”Without the pat down.” Haha sexual violation LOLZ!
…”Lobbyists have rigged the tax code” is pretty strong.
…Corporate tax reform here gets a very strong response, but the devil is in the details.
…says South Korea trade agreement would “support” 70,000 jobs. Note the phrasing.
…here’s the “reduce government regulations” two step. He will eliminate regulations that “put an unnecessary burden on businesses” but he won’t touch anything on any law passed on his watch, essentially. The “reduce regulations” thing is a press release.
…the olive branch on health care is to reduce 1099 reporting requirements. Which gets bipartisan applause. But that’s as far as Obama will go.
…At least he’s consistent: on health care, Obama says to “move forward.” Just like torture!
…Here comes the budget crap. There’s no sense that we needed deficit spending during the recession, that it’s the only thing that kept the country out of depression.
…Nobody applauded the five-year spending freeze. Savvy!
…Boehner just got the joke-bomb about the engine.
…This is the key part on the actual budget deficit:
The bipartisan Fiscal Commission I created last year made this crystal clear. I don’t agree with all their proposals, but they made important progress. And their conclusion is that the only way to tackle our deficit is to cut excessive spending wherever we find it – in domestic spending, defense spending, health care spending, and spending through tax breaks and loopholes.
This means further reducing health care costs, including programs like Medicare and Medicaid, which are the single biggest contributor to our long-term deficit. Health insurance reform will slow these rising costs, which is part of why nonpartisan economists have said that repealing the health care law would add a quarter of a trillion dollars to our deficit. Still, I’m willing to look at other ideas to bring down costs, including one that Republicans suggested last year: medical malpractice reform to rein in frivolous lawsuits.
To put us on solid ground, we should also find a bipartisan solution to strengthen Social Security for future generations. And we must do it without putting at risk current retirees, the most vulnerable, or people with disabilities; without slashing benefits for future generations; and without subjecting Americans’ guaranteed retirement income to the whims of the stock market.
And if we truly care about our deficit, we simply cannot afford a permanent extension of the tax cuts for the wealthiest 2% of Americans. Before we take money away from our schools, or scholarships away from our students, we should ask millionaires to give up their tax break.
It’s not a matter of punishing their success. It’s about promoting America’s success.
…How many times has the President mentioned medical malpractice reform in passing as a meaningless “solution” to health care spending?
…That’s the key line on Social Security, one I’ll be quoting again and again. We should fix it “without slashing benefits for future generations.” Now, maybe there will be a redefining of “slashing.” But that’s important.
…”Simplifying the individual tax code” is another funhouse mirror for the parties: they see what they want to see.
…best smoked salmon reference in the State of the Union since William Howard Taft’s “Lox-a luck” in 1909…
…I’d entertain an option to get rid of the Commerce Department, I’m not sure why it exists…
…”if a bill comes to my desk with earmarks inside, I will veto it.” That takes care of far less than one percent of the budget, President McCain!
…America’s standing has been restored… because we say so! I’m not sure where the proof of this came from.
…”we are responding with the strength of our communities, with respect for the rule of law, and with the conviction that American Muslims are a part of our American family.” Um, Gulet Mohamed?
…”Begin” doing a lot of work in that “we will begin to bring our troops home” from Afghanistan line
…I don’t even recognize the foreign policy he describes in these paragraphs.
…I do appreciate, however, the parts on South Sudan and Tunisia. Note that dropping bombs on Iraq didn’t spark a revolution against authoritarian regimes.
…This country loves them some troops.
…”Starting this year, no American will be forbidden from serving the country they love because of who they love.” Then there’s the part on bringing military recruiters and ROTC to campuses.
…”And yet, as contentious and frustrating and messy as our democracy can sometimes be, I know there isn’t a person here who would trade places with any other nation on Earth.” After a speech that basically says we have to catch up to the rest of the world which is leaving us behind. UStotheA!
…This is the part where I got the sense that this was a speech from some CEO at Davos. It’s just not the reality of where America is in 2011. Upward mobility is far behind other nations. We can pick out one or two people to embody the American dream, but the truth is that dream is dying for millions upon millions. And “winning the future” without acknowledging that reality won’t get it back.
…I understand this “national greatness” shtick, but it speaks of a credibility gap. It doesn’t reflect the experience of a lot of Americans. They may have tricked themselves into believing it, but this is mythology.
…That’s it.




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Obama looks Orange on my set. A nod to Boehner?
Where are the traitors scalia and thomas?
Did I miss them???
Boehner’s fighting the tears.
A combination of red and yellow.
They are staying home with Alito in case of a catastrophic event; then they and the Secretary of Ag will reconstitute the American government.
McConnell is Cantor’s date.
Nice that he starts with Gabby. And the other victims in Tuscon.
Not to mention Joe Lieberman, the Secretary of the Inferior.
Boehner does a weird thing with his mouth, I’m just noticing.
It was a shared responsibility the first two years of Obama’s term: Wall Street and the DLC.
He is trying to lay blame on the GOP, we will move ahead together or not at all
It puts pressure on them to stop obstruction
Who is this “we” who measures progress by something other than the stock market?
/MOTUs
“…And everybody pretends that really they want to work together by applauding the line about working together.”
Yeah, Al Franken stood up on that one. I guess he agrees it’s more important to work together than to work against Rightwing nuttery too, huh? Oh well.
It’s a drunk thang
Great ! Just Great ..
First “Win the Future”
Take a drink!
He lost me at corporate profits.
That gave me a great laugh and I treasure every one I can get these days. thanks
Obama is so happy to be rid of that pesky Democratic Majority. Boner will make Obama’s job much easier.
Global Climate Change? Fuck That. Full Steam Ahead.
Need a job? Move to China, Loser.
count boner four beer burps.
he’s gone to the water several times to no avail.
Back of recession is broken, but everything else is still broken too. Did he read this thing?
Rules have changed….the corporatists are eating our lunch!
Odds that Boehner will do a chin on the chest before Obama is finished: 3 to 2 against.
Good to know the recession is over.
Think I’ll go buy a new house.
boner is going to cry…
Yay, China — they’re number one!!
Wait, what?
Boner blends into the chair behind him on my 720p :)
I thought Cantor only went for the underage pages…
Pool ?
With a big-ass garage for those two SUVs, a snowmobile, and a boat.
mccain didn’t clap but pretended to be reading..
Home to the crapiest health care and widest gap between rich and poor.
Broken backs is tough talk. Obama said the word “tough” about eight times in three minutes yesterday.
Create your own destiny, you kids sleeping in cars tonight.
His undershirt has a superman-style logo with a big red C in the middle!
“The Future is ours to win!” Second Drink!
HE JUST DID IT!
Everytime I refresh the comments the damn video comes on again! Can you tech people please fix this? :)
True Grit
Innovate by outsource and kill unions. Obamanomics.
Funny story about “America standing pat:” Richard Nixon tried it out in a 1960 stump speech and never noticed Mrs Nixon’s discomfort until an adviser told him: “American can’t stand pat!” was the way he phrased it.
Sounds like George Allen’s father, when he was coaching in the NFL: “The Future is Now”.
LOL. The MayorEmanuel twitter feed is hilarious right now.
Check it out.
Third drink! “That’s how we’ll win the future”. Fourth drink. “The first step in winning the future!”
Turn off your volume.
New big industry: repo man.
The competition for jobs is fierce, so let’s send a bunch of them to Korea and the rest of you work even harder for less money until your wages are the same as those of guys in Xian.
We need to out inovate, out educate and out build the rest of the world. True Dat, but it won’d happen as long at MOTU own our gov’t
Mute the sound.
Facebook?
I finally figured out that I could turn off the sound on the vid.
WIN – Whip Inflation Now!
I just know I’ll be winning my future if I innovate and sacrifice enough! Yes I can!
I muted the sound on the system. The smarmy applause alone is enough to make me want to stick my head in the oven…
Computer chips and GPS are so pre-9/11, dude.
He watches The Social Network all the time. It’s his favorite movie.
SPUTNIK!
There’s a little megaphone on the vid.
Ha, I thought I was the only one doing that.
We’ll make our education better by reducing the money going to education.
Win The Future = WTF
Are we going to moon again? That will solve all our problems.
“Yer budget is DOA here, dude. Oh, is that uncivil?”
/Paul Ryan, dreamy Budget Chair date.
The future is looking forward. Not back. Go Team Go! Fight Fight Fight. When the going gets tough, Dick Cheney gets richer.
And tax cuts for the rich! Because they create jobs!
No one likes to hear about shingles, dude.
Yeah, he’s celebrating the past…
That’s how it has to work. It’s an austerity measure.
Create countless new jobs for our people? Countless?
I would settle for any jobs we COULD count
can’t kill the volume cuz am listening to Little Feat on YT – also Wynonna singing “Is It Over Yet”
HAHA! Do you think any one of the writers noticed that? Or did it on purpose?
Good stuff, alright…
I’m watching Cupcake Wars.
Obama: “We’re not just handing out money!”
Banks: “Get back to us when you do, okay?”
Have to make the kids compete for it.
hahahaha
Probably not but I hear that Grenada is acting up again so we may have to invade to stop those med students.
Dreamy? What, Eddie Munster all grown up?
hahahahahahaha
“eliminate tax breaks for oil companies”
i used the mute on the video itself (turned the volume all the way down and it muted) so i don’t have to hear it when i refresh
Powered by “clean coal” technology.
Calls for cutting oil subsidies. Woah. Is he serious, or did he just have a brain fart?
80%? Did he fail math? His buddies are going to be pissed.
Smart… and tidy.
The kind of fellah a gal would like to bring home to mom, in 1958.
It works in with the Sputnik moment, so why not.
He just got a Big F for thinking there is such a thing as clean coal, thinking burning natural gas is a clean energy and promoting Nuclear Power.
Yeah kill the teacher’s unions and privatize public schools.
A quarter of our kids don’t finish high school?
That’s not a challenge, that’s a fucking crisis, dude.
My favorite part was when he gave Mark Zuckerberg props.
hahhaha, did the teevee people just cut out the SOUND when he said to turn off the teevee???? Or was that just my computer?
God this is fucking boilerplate.
Yeah. Understatement of the fucking SOTU, so far.
Okay, now he’s doing the “Blame the Parents” shtick.
‘Dear, your new boyfriend’s widow’s peak has a widow’s peak.’
Not everyone gets a best picture nominee made about themselves.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Also.
If I’m going to be stroked like this for an hour, I expect to get off. I hope he knows that. Otherwise, I’m not paying for this.
He’s such an awesome speachifier!
Educate the kiddies. That puts the jobs crisis off for 10 or 20 years.
Yay! I’m for teachers and competition and innovation and winning the future!
WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
$7.25 an hour.
“Race to the Top:” Lindsey Graham’s favorite bar game.
race to the flop
ah right .. wow i’m stupid sometimes
OMFG! Peter King’s date is Anthony Wiener? That’s hilarious
Oh My God, we’re doomed. The whole house just applauded race to the top.
I thought Graham was a Bottom.
Fire the teachers (code).
Best for our kids….TX is closing a bunch of schools.
That is what is behind the Charter School movement – busting unions and privatizing public schools. The Charter system is just a transitional bridge between public and private.
Oh, Miss Waters cried.
Miss John Waters?
You’ll have to use your own K-Y.
Here in America, our SOLDIERS are called nation-builders.
Get with the program, Mr President.
oops, i managed to hear a phrase
“you see – we know what’s possible for our children”
i.e. $5 million dollar weddings for mine – don’t really know about yours
He is.
I’m dying over here!
Blame the fuckin boomers, everyone else does.
Shit. I don’t own any Kentucky.
Lieberman have a date?
Well, it IS the metaphor for the U.S. of A. these days. Only the top of the top wins.
No mention of the economic reasons for why kids do poorly.
do not, however, join a teacher’s union
Become a teacher, but not one we’ll have to make excuses for, please.
become a teacher? why would i want a job i know i’m gonna be fucking laid off of because of the budget cuts?
December 23rd, 2012.
ah, student loan reform, something you never brag about, Obama.
Not watching just clicked it on with the sound off…I’m so tired of this meaningless babble coming from him…it’s all rigged. come on it’s not like he’s going to actually do anything really helpful for the commoners and serfs…this isn’t who or what this is for…it’s for his corporate masters. And wtf…2 rebuttals from who the other major political parties. So what we have three major political parties now, the batsh*t crazy corporate republican Tea Party, the average crazy corporate republican party, and a message from this president,and his DINO corporate party.
I’m so disgusted and worn out by his actions/inactions. And after just skimming the speech on line and reading the summary here. it’s clearly obvious This speech isn’t geared to the average working class americans who are just worn out these days and are suffering a slow painful defeat/death…it’s geared to his elite corporate masters and the powers that run our country/world. Damn them all …damn them all…I can’t watch…I’m too tired to watch and keep track of the lies, broken promises and false pretense that he really cares anymore…it’s just so phony….yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaargghhhh.
You’d have to be crazy to want to be a teacher in this shitty environment.
People need to train for jobs and queers. What?
Too many “regular American” examples in this speech, smells very Plouffe-y to me. Get in touch with regular Americans, mr president, by talking about them in your speech.
what you said
Tax credits for college. I hope they have an income to receive the credit.
Gotta watch for that. OK peeps “who’s Lieberman’s date contest is ON”
McCain is going with Kerry! They’re gonna make some uuuuuugly babies.
The energy got sucked out of the room when he said the good old days of a secure job are gone.
That was almost 30 minutes ago.
Illegal immigration! Yes! Protect our borders! Address the undocumented workers! Shed light on the situation. What a fucking hero. Is it 2007?
Re: Electric cars – Barry says #1 by 2015
We are currently:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_car_use_by_country
How about job programs?
“the third step in winning the future” EVERYBODY DRINK!!!!!!!
Talking about immigration…can’t really tell what he says, but he still gets booed….Glad he brought it up.
DREAM Act without naming it. Nice.
Thanks for the link…very funny.
“South Koreans now have better internet access than we do.”
Stop selling the fucking bandwidth to private enterprise, dipshit.
this would be better in lolcat
“Dis future – WE WILL WINZ IT”
Kerry is laying down track
EVERYONE has better internet access than we do, dude.
Yay, China’s number ONE!
Wait, what?
Chinese people built that railroad, dude.
He is blaming the (dumb) people for economic failures instead of the thieves on Wall Street and the corrupt politicians.
If you head back to late December, there’s some great stuff around Christmas time. And this past Sunday when the Bears lost he was hilarious.
yes
The linky, please?
No Rape-U-Scan porno machines at highspeed rail stations?!
80% of Americans with access to high-speed rail?
Atrios is right, we’re all gonna have to move to Manhattan.
http://www.twitter.com/MayorEmanuel
He got booed when he said China has more high speed rail than we do.
That should be self-evident since we have none, but still Americans don’t like to hear they’re not #1.
They can’t fall out of the sky.
pass the Victory Gin, people – no bogarting!
I don’t want my fireman on the internet when he’s trying to save my cat!
He’s got ………..nothing, sparkly nothing, lofty nothing but in the end nothing.
http://twitter.com/#!/MayorEmanuel
Lobbyists, BOOOOO!
Gee, no reaction from the assembled.
I’m not on the Twitter so it’s not refreshing..
DDay is also hilarious on twitter right now.
lower corporate tax rates and close loopholes….which will be re-opened starting the next day but the tax rate will stay low.
Lower corporate tax rates. That should help. Uhhuh.
Bush’s No Child Left Behind destroyed the educational process in this country. Obama’s Race To The Top is destroying the educational infrastructure.
Oh, yes, let’s simplify the taxcode however these lobbyists want it done.
He wants to lower the corporate tax rate???????????????????
You don’t need an account. Should give you the most recent tweet every time you hit refresh or go to the site.
There is one secure job…
Republican congress critter.
Say insane shit, repeat insane shit, double down on insane shit, threaten a bloody revolution or right wing terrorist attacks, call for more terrorism and armed marches, issue a fatwa on democrats, double down on the fatwa style language, scold right wing terrorists while donating to their cause and encourage the “water the tree of liberty” crowd, deny any involvement in terrorism, call for armed revolution while restricting civil liberties…
You literally can’t be fired if you’re a tea party republican.
You can inspire terrorist attacks, murders, shootings, vandalism, assassinations all while talking like a paranoid psychopath and you won’t get fired.
I know, awful.
senator Hatch from utah gave the prez the shoulder brush off not once but twice
Lower taxes for corporations….has he announced that he’s switched parties yet???
Now he wants NAFTA like deal to ship more jobs out of America.
Oops, ignore my link.
Ramsey’s Best Restaurant is more inspiring … just sayin’
I personally “support” thousands of jobs through the stuff I buy. What does that even mean?
Our air and water are safe to breathe…oh really??
Woah? The Health Insurance industry can’t exploit patients? Tell that to Blue Shield of California and their 59% rate hike…
yes, the corp tax rate in the u.s. is about 35 percent which is high by world standards.
yet, the effective tax rate is down in the low teens, very low by world standards, due to loopholes, deductions,etc., not found elsewhere.
It is! But it doesn’t start until 9 my time :*(
If anyone has ideas to make things better I am eager to work with you (unless you want to add a public option, then your a friggin’ damn hippy..)
Bingo…
Now he’s eager to negotiate on healthcare…
Repub, Repub, Repub
What about Public Option!!!
But staying on their parents’ coverage disqualifies them from FASFA…. Hmmmmm.
now I iz standing up for HEALTHCARE!!!! .. well not really .. pleez luv me
I’m so tired of “moving forward” into more and more awful … here at home and abroad
Final critical step in winning the future! BEER BONG TIME
“Fix what needs fixing”
I CAN HAZ 1-PAYER?
The worst of the recession is over. HaHaHaHaHa
Did he forget the two wars?
Hatch is terrified of teabaggers. He won’t be re-elected.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 Ruh Roh…here it comes…
707!
oh, it’s deficit time
5 year freeze?
What is he, a teabagger?
9:48 PM this guy is scum
Let’s eliminate all we can do honestly without — LIKE GRANDMA
It’s working. Thx.
Obviously this speech was “crafted” by a committee. Zzzzzzzzz.
Boner looks HAMMERED.
what’s with the folksy? it’s fucking pathetic.
Dude can’t tell a joke. If that plane thing was a joke, and I think it was meant to be.
Good! Cause that shit is funny.
Hey, it’s after 5PM.
Simpson-Bowles
What DO you agree with, dude? Mrs Greenspan seems to think there was a fucking REPORT from them, with ACTUAL recommendations. Care to comment?
Rahm Emanuel:
Tort reform!
The Mayor Emanuel feed just suggested that Boner painted eyes on his eyelids and is just passed out back there.
What are all those ribbons that everyone seems to be wearing?
I OBJECT!
More Bush, more Bush blah, blah, blah
Frivolous lawsuits, by definition, are those without legal basis. No trial lawyer with half a brain would file such a lawsuit.
the black and white ribbons are to honor gabby giffords
Yay!!! I Can Haz LawSuitz?!
“strengthen social security”
Oh, right, without slashing benefits. Or privatizing.
egads … social security now
no risk to current, no slash of benefits and no leaving it to whims of stock market …
does he mean that?
Obummer didn’t get that memo.
What is a frivolous lawsuit? Never understood.
Raise millionaire taxes. Golf clap.
There’s parts is good and parts at ain’t. And I ain’t sayin’ which is which. – The Big O
Fuck, I don’t care anymore. Just shut up and give the pukes the whole thing instead of 90%. I’m tired of this slow boat to hell. Get it the fuck over with.
President Obama: Healthcare would be cheaper if we didn’t punish doctors from accidently infecting patients with HIV by reusing needles, or punish docs who get drunk and leave equipment inside your stomach after an operation.
I think they’re for Giffords or “what happened in Tucson” (as the media is so fond of calling it)
I don’t think this guy can really give a decent speech without people whooping it up and appropriately worshipping him.
Principled bipartisan compromise = pre-emptive concessions by Democrats.
Yay, Third Way.
Segue right to deficit, though, from social security.
“But….”
simplify the tax code, this was a Reagan wet dream. How may times did Reagan say this?
It’s a good thing there aren’t very many salmon around anymore.
Oh, housing policy.
Hurray!
Frivolous – That’s whenever one of us sues one of them.
Then CUT the extermination of innocents Jackass.
I believe it’s the a continuation of the Bush’s when all else fails “tell the masses to go shopping” policy .
Well, that makes sense Barack. Because they can’t be commercially fished in fresh water. Salmon are protected when they’re spawning.
Yeah, when they are SMOKED, we EAT them, douchebag.
hahahahaha!!!
now picking on the salmon. Sheesh. Is no fish sacred?
Okay. So we’re going to lower corporate tax rates, cut regulations and save them so we can’t sue them for any punitive amounts that mean anything when they screw us over.
He does get off on that.
Al Gore’s “reinvent government,” 2.0. Didn’t inspire then, won’t now.
“We need to think bigger.”
From your lips to the Democratic party’s ears, sir.
They were out of lox on K Street this morning. He’s pissed.
I iz a smokr
heh heh, bad i knowz
OK, the salmon joke worked for me, I’m shallow
I think he’s addicted to it.
Clearly he can’t speak very well without it.
Yes, Massachusetts’ Sacred Cod. If he went after it, Scott Brown would take umbrage.
Bushie! “I will veto it!” Fucking liar.
Oh right…he’s yacking on about being open…more open government…same old shit..lies.
YOU LIE!!!
Veto earmarks, huzzah!
A completely meaningless concession to the teabaggers.
If you’re playing “buzzword bingo” and haven’t yet filled your entire card, you haven’t been paying attention.
Transparency is good, but not if that means a whistleblower rats us out. Then it’s solitary for you.
reform – hahahhahahahahahahahah
responsibility – hahahahahahahahahaha
innovation – hahahahahahahahaha
This whole speech is a meaningless concession to the ‘baggers.
Genius.
America’s moral example. Barf.
This is a speech any moderate republican would be happy to present, if there were such a thing any longer.
Foreign affairs now….any views on the wars…O Iraq….
Barry inspired me…
To pack my bags and move to canada.
Ah-per twitter – apparently they’re “Giffords ribbons.”
Was this speech taken from Conservatives Cookbook of Cliches?
How many X “tough”?
“Violence is down”
Yeah, for us, not the Iraqis.
“The IRaq War is coming to an end.” What, like for the third time now?
….soldiers left Iraq with their heads held high (or blown off or with PTSD)..
Got linky to Dayen?
Careful. Ignatieff and the Liberal Party of Canada are so incompetent that Stephen Harper’s Tories might win a majority government in the next federal election.
…but not the Occupation of Iraq!
Woah, respect for the rule of law? Liar. Free Bradley Manning!
Considering the suicides we really aren’t winning anything !
Ah, here comes the fear part of the evening.
Bet Peter King didn’t applaud there.
yay we left Iraqz!
we haz lasting partnurships!
oh wait, uh-oh .. al kayda’s dere
Can you say Mission Accomplished? Can I get a Hallelujah?
It’s like killing the Number-2 of al-Queda.
What about the drones, asshole.
Heroic troops in Afghanistan
retching here …
http://www.twitter.com/ddayen
It’s true, The Conservatives are ratfucking Canada.
“Tough fighting ahead” == uh-oh, more wars, perhaps elsewhere.
dday twitter
What about Osamaz? Can we getz him?
Do I get to ride on an airplane and land on a carrier?
Obama just let his inner Bush out.
Biden ain’t buyin’ the afghan victory crap (averting eyes, scratching head, grabbing boner on the thigh)
We won the Iraq war a dozen times.
My grandpa told me FDR declared Allied victory in WWII every other week.
WWI Ended after the germans declared victories 5 times, the french 7, british 15 and the americans 9…
Since the countries allied against germany declared victory more times germany surrendered because they couldn’t keep up their bullshit outflow up to american standards.
This guy is trying to delude us.
Pakistan? Give me a break, their government FUNDS al-Q, everyone knows it.
MIsh un acomp lished. Hallelujah!
Cool. Thx. And KrisAinCA, too.
Oh Boy! More war in Afghanistan. Why don’t you just take out your dick and wave it around?
I don’t think that last part has anything to do with Afghanistan. They’re just besties.
OOh, said Tougher sanctions, meant Tighter, had to correct the tougher-ness.
We will defeat them. No one ever says what exactly that means.
But you will have to wear a jump suit and look silly….But can we stop these tragic, lethal wars? Is it a goal?
That’s for the after party, and it was supposed to be a surprise.
Shaping a world that favors peace — with DRONES
How dave dayen liveblog and tweet, too?
“Combatting the corruption”. So why are you propping up that hack Karzai?
The dude sitting behind the guy who is both standing and lying is really fucking orange.
Anybody notice that?
It would be a surprise if he didn’t…
War is peace.
Great so the only solution is get together with dozens of other families and settle an undiscovered island while the known world goes to hell.
**** it, who wants to come with me on a sea voyage to claim an island?
“recent events” — like the USMC blocking Bradley Manning’s visitor? THOSE recent events?
To WIN in this town, you must be tough, tough, tough, tough, tough!
Whip Inflation Now.
Whip It Good.
Of course, that was our dictator but hey, we’re with the people …
Small Dick if he needs guns to seem big:)
Dancing in The Street?
How many of those people can find Tunisia on a globe?
No one cares, Barry. You betrayed those who voted for you far too many times. It’s over. Shut the fuck up.
We’ll support Tunisians….until they become socialists….
What about the people of EGYPT?
Huh, douchebag?
You kids are killing me here…
Why not? Martha Reeves once served on Detroit City Council.
This State of the Union speech is brought to you by:
Exxon…….”makers of high quality environmental disasters worldwide”
Banks in America……..”can’t you see how we are suffering?”
GM……”thanks for the dough, off to China we go”
And of course……….GE…….we now bring good things to China…
Patriotism!
Here comes the DADT section …
Im just listening, but thanks for telling me;)
we standz with Toonezha!
[- fomenting koo az i speakz]
Soft, softer, now — the TROOPS!
he a youngsta
Longest ovation yet, for the TROOPS!
If he has time to DRONE on about nothing what about MANNING big boy ?
If he’s going to do bring back Reagan couldn’t he have hired Peggy Noonan to write him a speech?
I believe they’re around, they’re running the WHitehouse and Presidency under the DINO-Change I can believe in party.
Doesn’t that sound like “Universal Soldier”? A Buddhist, an atheist, a Jain…
Ah yes, our TROOPS, some of whom are
GAY!!!!!!
I wanna know how much of my tax money is going to the drones…will that be in the report?
The brass didn’t look too happy about DADT speechifying.
So let the ROTC on campus, I let the GAYS into the military.
I think he’s channeling old Bush speeches….
Oh yeah and gays are the lowest on the totem pole…but we know he thinks that..
Get those recruiters on the campuses now!
Raygun’s propped up next to LIEberman. Peggy Noonan has her arms under his and is clapping at the appropriate times.
Oh, yes, we’ve won ALL the gay battles, let’s leave the divisiveness behind.
iENDA?
UAFA?
DOMA?
All of that cast aside for one “repeal” that affects only our Military-industrial soldiers.
Well Teddy, I’m glad that divisive battle is behind us … everything’s just rosy now, eh?
boy his schtick is tired
srsly tired
guy’s dying (i don’t mean this is the violence or literal sense but in the comedy-club sense)
No. I support Harvard in not allowing ROTC as long as the military discriminates against gender identity; Harvard’s policy does not allow groups who discriminate according to gender identity on campus.
Without spilling her martini. Helluva trick…
USA…USA
TRade places?
Sure, THOSE assholes wouldn’t. They are about as privileged as Americans get.
Ask the rest of us.
I just laughed so hard my kids wanted to know what was going on :) Thanks for that!
Un-civility Alert!
Who will we vote for next? Obama has made it clear that despite a massive majority, Democrats will willingly sell you out to the highest bidder. Republicans are an absurd joke and should not rightly exist at all. Who do you vote for? Is there a point in voting with the current setup?
The dream is possible……if you’re the top 5%.
If you don’t make it, you’re shit out of luck dude. This Horatio Alger shit is making me ralph.
Hey, he woke Boehner up.
Ha! Points for “bar” and “Speaker” in same sentence!!!
boner fluids flowing hard
That Amurican Dream……….
Boehner’s almost lost it over himself again. Does anything else make that guy cry?
He’s saying American Dream on purpose to make Boner cry…hahaha
can we pls retire things like “greatest nation on earth”
“american dream”
boy i’d give a fucking arm to never hear these fucking horseshit phrases again
FU I’d rather have health care for all, including the least of us !
Shingles, again. Sad, really.
It’s chickenpox for grownups, you know.
Americans saved the Chilean miners!
We own those bitchez now!
No kidding…WTF is Boehner’s problem? He always looks on the verge of tears.
3 or 4 hour days: freudian slip. Phocker goldman-sachs.
I think we did that so Boner could get better coke…
Folksy stories now. See, they really do relate to the commoners.
So he’s not talking about a targeted tax credit for roofing contractors, then? I stand corrected.
Win the future!
Are we there yet?
Maudlin hour, folks!
What is the difference between the current US Government and what existed in England pre-revolution?
Why should a massive majority of US citizens allow these disgusting criminals to do what they want?
Whispering.
SHOUTING
What is this? The Wizard of Oz?
Boehner is squirming like he’s got a bad case of hemorrhoids…
This guy doesn’t live in the real world.
Yep.
We do big things. We bring good things to life.
How long would this shit take if we deleted all the bullshit smarmy applause?
“May God bless the United States of America and thank God for making me an atheist”
“We do big things”
big death-dealing
big financial fraud
big unemployment
big corruption
that’s about it for big, really
An hour without a drink is really difficult.
Oh yeah. I can unmute my computer.
YAY IT’S OVER
ceiling cat bless America
State of the Union is STRONG!!!!! WOO HOO!!!!!
You forgot Big Fraudclosure.
It did sound like a Chimp speech.
Fist bumps all around!
Dude never heard of flasks? Hell, I’d have had one.
I like Mark Shields; however, more Reagonesque…. god bless us each and every one.
That’s why the guy sitting behind me can be the orangest motherfucker in the United States….
The fact that Keith isn’t on MSNBC’s post-speech coverage makes me a sad panda.
yep, and at least a dozen others :)
”
They call it The American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
George Carlin
Those are terrorist fist jabs.
It’s American Innovation!
Or as Tweety just put it, a “call to American greatness”.
Barney Rubble just said that you couldn’t NOT applaud the applause moments. I guess another tingle went up his leg?
Yep.
Is he seriously signing autographs? Quick! Someone slip him a stimulus check made out to The American Public in the amount of 1.2 trillion dollars! Maybe he’ll sign it!
He saved the best for last! I’m so excited, I could doze off!!
Tweety thinks he’s Mr. Shit Hot now that KO is out of the picture.
This made the night a lot more fun.
I’m just relieved not to see Pat Buchanan.
You owe me a keyboard.
Yeah, but in 2 yrs there is still gonna be 10% unemployment.
Lawrence O’Fuckface has the same attitude. Gag me. Both of those tools put together couldn’t rival Keith’s left nut.
I can’t even begin to count how many times I’ve laughed out loud since I started following that feed yesterday.
clinton moment: he hugged an intern who nodded knowingly.
Copy that.
You and Pat Buchnanan have something in common, then!
I think he had a cross-burning tonight. Grand Dragon can’t just, ya know, not show up…
That’s hawt.
So, are we looking forward to the BatShit Crazy Bachmann-Turner Crazytown response?
What, no berét?
Tweety is sounding like a fucking moron. And Rachel Maddow is pretty bad, too.
I know I am. That will be the highlight of this evening’s festivities…
Reminds me of Frankenstein.
after the official response by ryan, yes. iirc, eli will be live blogging batshit crazy bachman after walker liveblogs ryan
BTW, I was impressed that Tracks o’ My Tears Bonehead didn’t tear up when BHO gave him the shout-out at the end.
Oh come on, man. You’ve sat through the main course, and Broccoli with add Cauliflower on top… it’s desert time.
Ryan’s up. http://cspan.org/Live-Video/C-SPAN/
When Obama says he has no intention of skimming your social security, it’s time to start counting your spoons.
And in other news: peanut butter is still sticky.
Tweety is a a fucking moron. Has he mentioned he once worked as a member of the Congressional Staff?
Who is the woman at his side above?
Jon Walker is upstairs!
Liveblog: Paul Ryan’s Official GOP Response to the State of the Union
walker has the ryan response liveblog upstairs
Oh, and Paul Ryan is doing the Kenneth-the-Congressman thing… don’t the ‘pukes have anyone who can speak without sing-song-ing it?
The beret is currently undergoing DNA analysis to determine the origins of a strange stain…
I one you one!
Obama: We’re working on competing with china…
By driving american worker wages down to 2 cents an hour and govt mandated suicide nets on every building.
Why is there an official Republican response, a Tea Party response but no response from the LEFT?
in the ryan rebuttal, he’s got a nazi ribbon on albeit twisted into an x: no brown people or sumpin
Because we’re too busy smoking pot and being dumbasses.
Okay, Ryan ain’t no Keynsian… and peanut butter is still sticky.
Oh, and the stim was too small by half and misdirected. That’s why the UER is still 9% and change.
There is a left?
Oh wait the response from the left is take the response from the right and call it the liberaliiest thing ever since LBJ.
Hey Pups!
I missed the speech, just scrolled thru David’s live blog . . . sounnds ugly! Loved David’s comment at having been at better open mic nights . . .
So, gotta ask:
Did Obama give away The White House naming rights to a major Wall St. firm for a decent price?
*G*
I personally twist up my joints inside food stamps…
I don’t smoke pot. I’m pretty sure I’m not a dumbass…
The left is having a meeting in a bar in Cleveland and it’s not crowded.
I do too. Problem is that it’s a plastic credit card type thing. Guess that makes me a dumbass too.
The principles that guide Paul Ryan, the clueless:
He sounds like a Democrat… why is he unwilling to do any of those things he claims as guiding principles?
Well, problem could be addressed if we could buy zig-zags with food stamps.
Just an idea; ignore HeadUpHisWest.
His sole purpose is to piss off liberals. May I suggest they only response to him be this.
Indeed. Fucking Fascists…
Jon Walker’s liveblog of Ryan response.
Oh, is Ryan threatening to refuse to allow an increase in the debt ceiling? This could get mucho, mucho ugly in a hurry.
Contender for comment of the night.
Kelly!
The Banksters are celebrating. Their thieving and massive acts of fraud weren’t even mentioned.
MSNBC is a complete Joke with out KO
where in the constitution say that government be small? The word “small” does not appear in the constitution, fart head. Ask Clarence Thomas, whose wife sucked down $700K in unreported bribes from big industry.
I wonder if Comcast could be convinced to put them all in cheerleader outfits with “Lean Forward” printed on the chest. And “Don’t look back” printed on the ass.
He’s gotta pay for those fancy robes, ya know.
He used the word business 20 times. Poverty not once.
Yeah, everything will be solved if we just get back to business.
I agree with you!
When KO comes back, he will be bigger than ever, because the people he left at MSNBC, will be FOX LITE.
“We do big things.”
He sounds like a fucking corporate logo.
Eli is upstairs!
Michele Bachmann Doublebuttal Firehose Of Crazy Liveblog
I forgot about it and watched a hockey game. Guess I’ll have to give repubs equal time and watch a basketball game now.
Did a REALLY miss anything? I came in at how great we are when an orange kid from ohio who swept up bars… blah.. blah…..
I also think that if any of those people had political spine, they’d have quit when Keith was let go. Especially Rachel. She wouldn’t be there if it wasn’t for him.
Runway manufacturing is an American innovation!/s
Snark aside, I totally agree.
Why is there an official Republican response, a Tea Party response but no response from the LEFT?
There was a response from the LEFT, most of the intelligent left did not watch the CON MAN Speak Tonite.
Did the left watch BUSH? NO
so why would we watch OBAMA?
I agree with you, RACHEL should have left to
Rachel is hurting her Brand, and lowering her IQ sitting on stage between Tweety and LoDo.
K.O. will be a huge player in 2012!!! :)
i suppose everybody could leave. rachel could leave. keith left. obama equals bush. kucinich could leave. chomsky could leave. jane could leave. assange could leave. bradley manning could have just said ahh fuck it. no one cares anyway. this thing is already lost. (assuming he really deserves the credit for the big leak.) everyone could leave. then what? then we sit back and really watch them screw up our lives?
Yes, Americans helped with the Chilean miner rescue. But notice Obama only mentions a member of private industry that helped.
No shout out for the NASA team of medical experts that provided critical help.
No, it’s an either or. Either we smoke pot or we are dumbasses. so since you don’t inhale the weed….
Jeeze, David, Bear Stearns and now this?
Do you get combat pay?
Great. And when we box up and ship more factories to Panama and Columbia…. that will count as an export gain!
Appreciate the Race to the Top note in your write up, this travesty doesn’t get enough attention.
Fuck you, Obama.
President Obama asks Bud Bundy (of “Married With Children” fame)
how he can control the cost of the Healthcare Affordability Act.
Bud:
Hmmm. Now let me think (sarcastically.) (Pointer finger springs up:) I know, why not rethink reserving all totally health risk-free customers
for the health insurance cartel while guaranteeing taking all persons with risk factors, that now on top of the Medicare / Medicaid population (all the older and destitute patients the health insurance cartel also would want nothing to do with–) AND THIS while guaranteeing the health insurance cartel a 20% profit margin (that’s what an 80% MLR means.)
(Bud, still:) Gee! Does anyone else get a guaranteed 20%, let alone in what’s supposed to be the most cost-unmanageable industry?
(Bud again:) Hey, you can tell me. How’d you get everyone to forget about the immunity from the anti-trust laws? Isn’t it interstate commerce interference when someone with a risk factor can’t move between states.
(EverNewEcoN: not advice–I don’t know.)
How’re the 39% and 59% rate hike proposals making you feel? Like you’ve done a good job? Are those like Target pricing stuff at 8.99 or 9.99?
What was that when they sold insurance knowing customers would be on shaky
ground when it became apparent they likely really WOULD need care.
Was that fraud? (EverNewEcoN: not advice–I don’t know.) Mr. Obama, you’re the law professor, was it (is it?)
(Bud still:) If we’re keeping socialize the costs, privatize the profits
(and guaranteed at a 20% minimum at that,) how’re ya going to cut cost?
First shaft the taxpayer… Now let me think (sarcastically.) (Pointer finger springs up:) I know. Now shaft the docs.
EverNewEcoN:
If it’s free enterprise, eliminate the immunity from the anti-trust laws.
If it’s not, recognize all costs are shifted, shared, public health not possible but through a community-wide system. This should not have to preclude ambition, scientific and care-taking zeal, or the incentive to be efficient. That being said, a multi-tiered sector may be unavoidable but then no worse than no pay, no care.
As it is now, the insurance cartel is guaranteed 20% / just healthy people; that, as pointed out by a commenter at salon.com, means the cartel’s path to greater profits is actually greater cost.
http://sites.google.com/site/evernewecon
“Married With Children” – I miss that show! Well done post :-)
But the 20% is not a guaranteed profit – and indeed is one of the best things in the law. Health Ins company margins for overhead and profit were growing out of control – the limit on those margins – which is what the 20% is – is a price reduction for all buyers compared to the margin size before the law went into effect this year as to that provision.
I always watch the SOTU.
Except now I don’t.
If we ever get a president with anything worthwhile to say, I’ll watch it again.
Like you, I just got too tired of the bullshit.
I may never watch it again.
‘Till someone I respect delivers it, I’ll just read what a bunch of DFH’s like myself have to say about it.
One in which justice is served to a negligent, criminal or otherwise evil corporation.
Such are the greatest threat to American Civilization, excepting civil liberties lawyers and whistleblowers.
Is it just impossible for a man or woman to get up there and just speak the plain truth to reality? Can no president give a sotu and not sound like a total fool living in a dream world?
I just want an honest, straight talking person uncloaked in ideology, not swayed by greed, money and re-election, set with facts and numbers to back up his assertions…I mean goddamned!
Our government is simply embarrassing. Lame and cartoonish really. FUCK.
I have a question, and anyone who knows the answer, please respond.
To my knowledge, Barack Obama, in both the Tucson memorial speech, and in his SOTU address, was too chickenshit to utter one word about gun control.
Am I wrong about that?
I realize we’re kind of at the tail end of the comments on this thread, but I thought this might be a good place to ask. Thanks.
Man. We had waaaay too much fun in here last night. This place smells like sweat and booze.
He didn’t mention it. At all.