ORLANDO (Roiders) – Newly released expense account records show Florida officials charged pricey Disney World trips to the Republican Party.
In an exclusive interview, Sleeping Beauty spoke candidly about her GOP clientele. "We called them the Geezers Of Pain. I took care of the needle crowd."
Cinderella added that several Geezers wanted to be roughed up with glass slippers. "There was glass everywhere, and those slippers ain’t cheap. Of course it all went on the card."
Party leaders say the expenditures were minor compared to GOP outings at a Hollywood S&M club earlier this year. "Here in Florida you get more bang for the buck," said a spokesman.